- me about to talk in public: *rehearses what im going to say 50 times in my brain*
- me: today how you are
5 hours ago with 240,081 notes
Things that make me fall asleep really fast.
- when someone hums quietly.
- when my hair gets played with.
- when someone whispers a story to me.
- when someone traces my skin.
- chloroform.
6 hours ago with 139,075 notes
the whole yahoo/tumblr thing is rly just like when a single dad marries a new woman and the kids get rebellious and are like “YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM”
6 hours ago with 26,642 notes
- Jennifer Lawrence: I love food. I'm all about food. I'm not like your typical hollywood female. Skinny? Vogue? I think I've heard of it. I don't know what couture is. Where's the food? Did I mention I love food? Make up? No I don't care about what I look like. Dior? Couture? What? I'm so confused. Where am I? Is there food here. Wait did I tell you guys I love to eat and am the opposite of all of hollywood's leading women? I'm so clumsy. I'm so atypical. I eat a lot. No dieting. I like to eat.
- ALL OF US: We know
6 hours ago with 6,319 notes
what i learned in high school
- you can pass some classes by being friends with the teacher
- there is more than one kind of cool
- if you write just random things on some homework then you may still get some point but the teacher will pull you aside because she is worried about you
- not all food is edible
- who cares
6 hours ago with 26,145 notes
i hate you and if this was 1692 salem i would accuse you of being a witch
6 hours ago with 104,376 notes
This is a ridiculously powerful picture.
reblog this twice, to make sure you really see it.
This is so frustrating
fuck man this makes me so angry and sad
